Sexual Gymnastics

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People often talk about the "sexual gymnastics" (read: acrobatic, uncommon, and not everyday for every person) that can be found in porn . . .

Well, Digital Sin (a subsidiary of New Sensations) has taken the bold step required to pair sexual gymnastics with actual gymnastics in their cleverly titled new release, Sexual Gymnastics (2012) . . .

. . .and though we're not getting gymnasts doing gymnastics porn here, the chics featured in this collection are pretty dang limber. Lea Lexis has some particularly impressive moves (all kinds of splits and back bends!!), as does the yogic and be-legwarmered Sensi Pearl. Cover girl Courtney Taylor is beautiful, but she can't do the splits very well. Whatevs.

In terms of pairings, we have Lea Lexis with Xander Corvus, Sensi Pearl with Danny Mountain, Courtney Taylor with Mark Ashley, and a double-dip of Xander with Amber Ashlee (more Xander!!). That's one two three four scenes. Four.

*but*

Sexual Gymnastics also includes two bonus scenes!! These keep with the unspoken-but-very-prevalent young(ish) girl theme running throughout the feature collection and bump the count up to six, which seems like a more reasonable number to me.

Further, and on a total side note, the music playing on Sexual Gymnastics' menu and titling is so effective at invoking the '90s rave-like nonsense that happens during Magic Mountain's The Riddler's Revenge line that imma have to get the Junior Mint and go soon. This sort of subliminal referral could be an interesting side venture for Digital Sin . . .