How do I eat my own cum? I always chicken out.
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How do I eat my own cum? I always chicken out.
Lay on your back and put your legs back over your head when you are about to cum. Then just cum in your mouth. That's how I did it. Also try following a fap roulette
>>684310139
Thanks. I'm not that flexible so I can get sorta close but a lot misses my mouth.
Also I lose the desire after, does that happen to you?
>>684309914
just lick your fingers like u always do
>>684310296
Well I want to while I'm getting close to orgasm, but after the desire goes away.
I just want to be a good cum guzzler and enjoy it but I'm failing....
>>684310139
this
just aim for your mouth and keep it open
>>684309914
step 1: Fap
step 2: cum in hand
step 3: become a faggot
step 4: ???
step 5: profit
>>684310265
>Also I lose the desire after, does that happen to you?
Dude that happens to everyone. Ive been trying to eat my cum for years and I always lose the desire after I cum and I think eating my cum is gross.
Why would you like to do that?????
dont try to fully cum just edge yourself to the "ohshit" point then let go of your dick and let that cum drip then youd still have that "gonna swallow" feeling and have cum to eat at the same time
>>684310486
Tips on improving aim? 90% ends up on my face
>>684310585
Yeah.
>>684310588
I need the next level of fapping I guess, plus seems like easy clean up.
>>684310589
I've actually done that a few times. Hard to do but in those instances I'll lick it and enjoy it. I wish there was more and a lot of times I miss that edge point and end up orgasming ...
Honest question, fags.
What's so nice about eating your own cum? Is it fun knowing that it's your own, so it technically isn't gay? Or is it for vast amounts of pure /b/rotein?
>>684310265
Oh ya, every time I jerk off I am grossed out by anything sexual
>>684310898
I wanna grow baby in my tummy
>>684311113
lol
>>684311113
So close getting quints
>>684310898
its that rush feeling of doing something wrong.. sort of feels like a personal taboo
>>684311500
I mean, the thought of me cream pieing my girlfriend and then eating her out makes me fucking diamonds but cumming on my hand and eating is I don't know...
I always used to chicken out too.
Finally did it after coming in a glass, then drinking it without looking at it. Quite underwhelming though, tastes like bodily fluids.
>>684312143
Now that you've done it, would you do it again? Like is the fear gone?
>>684312611
No, still get the same distaste after properly fapping.
The key is not to look at it though. Try to cum in your hand in the shower or something, then just put it in your mouth without looking at it.
>>684309914
with your mouth???
>>684312788
Yeah so maybe right into mouth is best. Hm..
Im not hornyright now so this thread is gross as fuck.
>>684314030
so get horny
>>684314381
I cant. I havent fucked a girl in 4 years and I barely fap now. I dont know whats going on.
>>684309914
i just suck my own dick just before i cum
>>684315146
you on any meds?
>>684315292
i wish i was that flexible
>>684316093
I'm not that flexible dude, and my dick is only 16-17 sm, i don't even know how it happens
>>684309914
Is her name Madison?
>>684316514
Lizzie. She's an attention whore on /soc/ and sometimes /fa/
>>684316093
>you on any meds?
No, why you ask?
>>684309914
Only a gym fag would know how to do it.
rol
>>684318049
they can ruin your sex drive
>>684309914
Well. If you have one, just cum on your gf mouth and then kiss her right after. Usually during a bj works.
>>684310139
roll
>>684310139
rolllllllllllllllllll
>>684310139
Roll
>>684309914
>>684318260
Well Im an alcoholic, does that count?
>>684309914
Never done it myself, but I always tell women to just pretend it is hot broth or like a salty soup. That seems to help them.
Ty
>>684310139
roll
>>684316726
>>684316514
>>684309914
>>684309914
You don't.
>>684310139
rollin
>>684310139
How'd you guys do the 1-3 position?
>>684320275
yes
>>684323243
Nah, this is a different Lizzie.
>>684323875
Put your legs up on the wall and walk your way up so your cock is aimed at your face.
>>684310139
rooll
>>684309914
Depending on how fast you can get hard again, cum in a shot glass. Did that, got hard again within a few minutes, and ate it. Made me cum again pretty quick. If you still don't, the cum makes pretty good lube to jack off with
>>684316849
ive seen this before, anyone know her name?
>>684310139
roll
I had the hardest time with this for a long time, but eventually just said "I'm going to do it" and did it. After I did it once I realized it wasn't a big deal and now I can whenever I want.
>>684324830
So you midway through your second fap drank the first faps load?
>>684326034
Pretty much. Only did it once though, haven't really had the urge to do it since.
rollin'
>>684326397
I'm not sure I could handle it cold, does the consistency change a lot?
>>684309914
quit being a fag and just do it
>>684326981
Not really, you can swirl it up a little bit to get it back to normal if it sits too long.
>>684310139
Rolling:)
>>684310182
sauce plzz
>>684310139
rolol
>>684310139
Reroll
>>684323243
plz sauce
>>684328782
Damn, reroll
>>684328422
XVID::
/video20660693/horny_big_tit_stepmom_alison_tyler_seduces_tiny_piper_perri_into_lesbian_action
>>684315146
Trans woman. I say this because I didn't realize it was my problem and now I'm one of those people the white girls wish they were because they think itll give them acceptance points for their vapid boring terrible personalities. and so i avoided those cunts and never figured out i was a girl inside because i liked girls and just assumed i had to like guys to be a tranny :(
Just cum on some shit and eat it, honestly not that fucking hard pussy fuck boi
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
>>684329192
>/video20660693/horny_big_tit_stepmom_alison_tyler_seduces_tiny_piper_perri_into_lesbian_action
thnx
>>684310898
not wasting the /b/rotein is a plus, but it's also much easier to clean up and my fapping requires lots of complexity because I'm now mostly bored with it.
rolrolrol
>>684310139
That's how i do it for the first time after that i just catch em and eat right away.
Ok, ive been doing this for a few momths now. I dont fap or about a week so that im as horny as possible and wait until everyone in my house is asleep so that i dont get interrupted. I load up some great porn on my phone and watch it while gently stroking the head of my dick. If you are too impatient you can just get to the point when youre about to cum and then slow the hell down. Just keep stroking the head as slowly as possible until you cum. Could take a few minutes but the slower you do it the greater the chances that you wont orgasm and keep the desire to eat cum. I personally like to cum on my pants and lick it off.
Feel free to call me a fag now.
>>684310139
Wtf is wrong with you fags....absolutely disgusting.
>>684330466
fag
>>684330466
wtf that first video
is that a real dick?
>>684310139
roll
>>684310139
roll
>>684330466
omg those dicks make me horny
>>684309914
I got some semen in my mouth once by accident after cumming a massive load, and it honestly doesn't taste weird or anything. I'll never understand why women make such a huge fuss about drinking cum.
>>684309914
Go to the priest and pray for fogiveness you filthy faggot
>>684316726
Got more of her by any chance? Can't seem to find an archive.
>>684310139
rool
>>684309914
>ejaculate
>insert semen into mouth
>swallow
If you need any more help don't be afraid to call Captain Obvious or General Lee Wellknown
>>684310139
Roll
>>684310139
roll :S
>>684329471
Same here... I'm almost 21 now and I'm feeling the sexual dysphoria more and more. I have a long term gf (3.5 years) but when approaching from afar she does not understand and accept it.
I've always been pretty unhappy, doing drugs etc- Maybe I was trans all along?
>>684310139
ill try this
I've eaten my own cum plenty. Not because I think it's hot, but because it's simple cleanup.
Chyea
>>684333427
I have this accidentally since I always use the pull out with my gf
Yesterday we a fucked after a dry week (period) and I got far enough to cum a load but not to orgasm, the flow was not in pulses but constant and I didn't even lose my erection, I cleaned her up from the cum and she cleaned my dick, both orally. Got even harder than before and fucked more, it was awesome.
>>684337953
I hope she spit into your mouth after she cleaned your dick. That is the only way.
>>684310139
Roll
>>684334745
theres drugs/medicines for "transexuality"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDAU3SPYFsA
>>684309914
cum in your mouth and swallow each load quickly before the next comes out
>>684310139
roll
>>684339154
Most people cannot achieve that since they will chicken out at the last moment.
One technique is to cum in a shotglass, cover it in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge... Next time you're real horny you can savor it.
People will even chicken out of that as they will cum in the shotglass and then toss it. Takes practice.
>>684339543
I don't get why people chicken out of it.
What's so scary about doing it.
>>684338770
No dude, I literally licked the cum from her thighs. I always kiss her after he sucks my cock licking well and deep and it turns me on like nothing else.
I can't manage to lick her once I fully cum onto her, though :/
>>684339861
I think it's human anatomy and brain chemistry... The instant you start orgasming there is no desire for sex... So no motivation to go through with the act...
Personally I am so fucking far gone I store many shotglasses in the fridge and feed them to myself with an eye dropper while watching CEI videos...
To each his own though...
>>684339861
social norms? once you are no longer horny the transgressive attractive becomes repulsion for the unaccepted. maybe reading some marx may trigger the subversive attitude to drink your own cum
>>684339992
>he
>>684340239
If that is fucking true I think we both know what time is it already
>time to an hero
>>684310589
only way to do it
cumming on your own face is a regret fest
>>684310139
Rolling as a wierdo fag. (Even though i have gf)
>>684340306
Not native in english, sometimes I'll fuck up things like pronouns. She's a grill tho, even tho I'd kill to change her for a trap at this point.
>>684310139
Rollerino
>>684310139
Rolled
>>684310139
roll
>>684309914
It's easy, after you've come, just lick it off.
>>684309914
>How do I eat my own cum? I always chicken out.
jerk off in a shot glass
wait a little while and jerk of to some cum eating porn
eat it while you are still horny and jerking off
Fuck your gf in missionary. Cum all over her fat tits. Resume fucking. Start sucking her cum covered nipples to make the lousy bitch cum and taste something strange. Fml
