With scene titles like "Garden Sprinkler," "Singing Pussy," "The Squirting Artist" and "The Big Sister," the theme of squirting tends to take various detours on the way to the final aquatic pelvic expulsion.

Leigh Raven is an artist, and shooting a stream of liquid out of her ass onto a blank paper results in a smiley face that has Tommy Pistol stunned and excited. Both players contribute to the extreme wackiness of the scene with exaggerated, angst-filled words and actions and purposeful overacting. Pistol, with long hair past his waist and sounding like Remo Williams' Asian sidekick with a cork up his butt, eventually gets Raven on her knees, and the two carry on to the point they both lose their hair and their artistic inhibitions.

Keira Croft, who it seems also wrote and helped produce these scenes, finally cuts the ties that bind and stars in both her first scene and her first anal performance. As Lil’ Squirt, she is an up-and-coming, godawful rapper who shyly invades DJ Mr. Pete’s space and uses his dick as a microphone that makes her ass sing.

Little sister Charlotte Sartre jump-starts Bill Bailey’s interest by blatantly tossing her keys on the floor and, with no panties, bending over to retrieve them and spreading in his direction. It works.

The delightful Haley Reed is a human garden sprinkler paired up with Owen Gray. This horticultural whore with the sultry voice finds that squirting on plants is the optimum way to water them. Gray folds this pliable young babe as he plunges away from a multitude of angles, resulting in a face-whitening, open-mouth facial finish. Great gal!