Tuesday 1 May 2012

Valeria Lukyanova "Real Life Barbie Doll"

The Human Barbie Doll?.. More Like The Human Blow Up Doll.

Speculation has said the 21 year old spent time and money on make-up and clothing (and no doubts about it, photoshop) to make her self look like the famous tiny-waisted Barbie Doll.

According to sources, she is 100%  natural.

You was born with white Barbie-esque hair Sweetie?..




Oh crap, look what I just found!








Did a magic fairy make your hair grow and change its colour? Or did you take a trip to the hair dressers and buy yourself some top-quality Russian hair extensions?


Not only is she completely out of proportion thanks to possibly photoshop and plastic surgery, but the model is covered in inch deep make-up.


After all this effort, I don't mean to be bitchy... but does anyone else think she resembles a blow up doll instead? The stiff body, the wide-eyed look, the distant gaze and no hint of a smile. It's not beautiful, it's not pretty and definitely not alluring.  It could easily be an advert for a sex toy. "Come get your blow up Valerie! Puncture proof, realistic feel and only $50!"... sorry, scrap that realistic part, I bet she squeaks when you touch that shiny skin. Mmmmm... sexy.


Weirdly, I do feel jealous of her however, and I am big enough to admit it! I wish I was that skinny, with hair that long, with a face that symmetrical. And while everyone is saying plastic surgery on a body that young could be damaging, and how she must be psychologically messed up, and that she sends out a negative message to the youth of today, blah blah blah... No-one is looking at the bigger picture.


She is young. As in, 21 years old. What 21 year old can afford that much surgery or even that much make-up, hair, etc?


"She's a model! She can afford anything!" I hear you cry! Alas, I was a model, I know how it works. Her photoshoot are very, very, VERY amateur. It looks like her friend or neighbour has taken alot of the pictures. Alot are taken by herself. They have no concept, they are for no company. It looks to me like what is called "TF" or Time For. Unpaid.


Maybe she is just rich?
Population below poverty line in the Ukraine: 35%
There was reports of concern over abandoned babies due to the poverty in the Ukraine.
I am  a 20 year old girl, living in the UK, who was (before a few days ago when I quit my job!) working full time, and I couldn't even afford a new lipstick most months! Then again, she is very skinny. Maybe she substituted money she would spend on food with botox and fillers. Maybe she has a Daddy who pays for it all...

New reports just in! She posted a video claiming she just has incredably good genes to thank for her *ahem* amazing looks... HOWEVER a Canadian man has also come to the fore claiming that he struck up an internet relationship with Valeria. She claimed she needed him to wire $900 over to her so she could fly to Canada to see him. She also told him she dreamed of buying herself a Malibu Dream House. OMG.


On a serious note, no-one has been able to make contact with this girl,  she has never responded to requests for comments. What sort of woman would want to do this to her own body? And how is she paying for it? It wouldn't surprise me if a man was behind this scandal much like the world's second most enhanced woman Minka, and her delightful husband and manager Woody. Google them..


Anyhow, I mus catch up on my beauty sleep, so farewell for now my beautiful stalkers!


Lets hope this doesn't give you nightmares...

14 comments:

  1. She is beautiful but her attitude is the problem

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  2. She is beautiful but her attitude is the problem

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  3. I THINK PEOPLE WHO PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH THAT MUCH SURGERY ARE UNHAPPY WITH THEMSELVES INSIDE AND THEY DON'T WANNA EXPRESS IT I ON THE OTHER HAND AM HAPPY WITH HOW I LOOK AND I WOULD NEVER CHANGE MYSELF JUST TO LOOK LIKE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING I AM NOT SHE DID SHE WANTED TO LOOK LIKE A CHILD'S PLASTIC TOY SO SHE RUINED HERSELF JUST TO DO SO SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT ALL OF THAT CHANGE

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  4. She is beautiful no matter what she did to make her look like A doll, we have to admit it, that she is Really Beautiful,people can do everything what can make them happy, we are only human, who never have feelings satisfy to everything until we die😘🌹

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  5. She is beautiful no matter what she did to make her look like A doll, we have to admit it, that she is Really Beautiful,people can do everything what can make them happy, we are only human, who never have feelings satisfy to everything until we die😘🌹

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  6. Well... 2012 was 5 years ago, Valeria is 31 yo right now soo... pretty poor research.

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  7. Stop obsessing over the obsessions of others.

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  8. I find what you say realky saddening. I am an Asian married to a white man. My daughter is brown and looks Spanish. Many have commented on how beautiful she is.

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  9. If it makes her happy WHO CARES? Who wants to be told what they beautiful is fake and creepy??

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  10. Should have left the blacks in africa then

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